A secretary at the Kremlin is having a cigarette break besides the main entrance. All of a sudden, the doors fly open and bursting out of the building comes a Russian Army general, muttering to himself: "That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!" The secretary thought to herself that she had better report to Putin right away what she had just heard. Upon hearing out what the secretary had to say, Putin thanked the secretary, asked for her to wait outside the office, and ordered the general to be brought back to the Kremlin at once for questioning. As the guards found the general at the Red Square and escorted him back in, Putin asked the general: "When earlier at the entrance you were heard muttering to yourself: 'That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!', to whom exactly were you referring? The general kicked the heels of his boots together, stood to attention, and responded: "Joe Biden, of course, sir! That disgusting embodiment of Western hypocratism, I hate him!" Putin thanked the general, dismissed him, and told the guards to bring the secretary back in. Putin then asked the secretary: "When earlier at the entrance you heard the general muttering to himself: 'That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!', to whom exactly did *you* think he was referring?