#sir-that

A man walks in a restaurant and orders a soup. The waiter brings the soup over and says: Waiter: Enjoy your soup. Will there be anything else? Man: Actually, yes. There appears to be a fly in my soup. Waiter: Oh, no sir. That is mearly artistic representation of a fly on the bowl. Man: But...It's moving. Waiter: It's a GIF, sir. Before the man could protest the fly manages to reach the top of the bowl and fly out. Waiter: 3D!!

A secretary at the Kremlin is having a cigarette break besides the main entrance. All of a sudden, the doors fly open and bursting out of the building comes a Russian Army general, muttering to himself: "That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!" The secretary thought to herself that she had better report to Putin right away what she had just heard. Upon hearing out what the secretary had to say, P…

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."