Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which

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The Late Osama After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. ""How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry came up from behind, ""You wanted to end the American's liberty, so they gave you death!"" Henry punched Osama in the nose. James Madison came next and said, ""This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!"" He took

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