#nelson-mandela

3 people in a plane Jacob Zuma, Nelson Mandela and a child are in a plane flying over SA. Nelson Mandela says "" I can make 1 000 000 people happy. "" So he throws R1 000 000 out the plane. Jacob Zuma says "" I can make 10 000 000 people happy! "" So he throws R10 000 000 out the side. Then the child says "" I can make everyone happy!!!!! "" So he pushes Jacob Zuma out the plane.

To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.

Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals.

Bill comforts Hillary Bill walks into Hillary office one day, sits down and says ""Honey don't worry about it you will get your chance to be president."" he pauses ""Look Nelson Mandela spent 27 yrs in prison before he became president""

Hillary and Mandela Poor Hillary was down in the dumps this morning, the campaign is in the doldrums, the pollsters are not being kind, the public is disinterested, and she is way behind in New Hampshire. To top it all off, now she is even having to consider Joe Biden as a potential competitor. Uncle Joe Biden! For crying out loud. So Bill did his best to try to cheer her up this morning, over breakfast. He reminded her of their good acquaintance, Nelson Mandela, who faced even greater hardship …

In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us""

Nelson Mandela went on holiday, and booked into a hotel. After his first day he went to bed, however he was awoken in the morning by someone knocking at his door. The man at the door said ""Are you Nelson Mandela?"" ""Yes"" He replied ""Well, I've got a parcel for you"" The man replied He was very confused by this, as no one even knew he was staying there. When he opened it, there was a bunch of steering wheels inside, which was even more strange as he couldn't drive. He got on with the rest of …

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhaust pipes. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts the door in his face. The next day …

Michael Jackson Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts ""SCREW THE CHILDREN!!"" Michael Jackson's face lights up and he shouts ""YES YES!! But do we have enough time?""

Nelson Mandela... Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door. The next day …

Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president

There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common? They`re both dead and black.