#microsoft-office

Interviewer: "Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?" Interviewee: "Word."

In an interview: ""How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"" ""I Excel at it."" ""Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"" ""Word."" Edit: thanks u/Steve_Jobs_iGhost

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word

Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back. You have my word!

Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word.

My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!

Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word.

I remember the first meeting with my boss at my old job, he asked... ""How good at you at Microsoft PowerPoint?"" I said, ""I Excel at it."" He replied, ""Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"" I was like, ""Word.""

Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word

This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother

If Google was a religion and could save your soul... - Confessional would be both mandatory, assuming you wish to continue believing in this religion. You'll get prompted about it every time you visited a Google House of Worship, or any house using Google services. - Don't worry about what to confess though, Google's so integrated in your life, they already know. It appears from your frequent search history for upscale restaurants you may want to confess gluttony, and from the amount of time you…

To the man that stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word!

Office Theft Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word

The stagecoach Let me translate another surrealistic Russian joke. A man is with a mistress. She says, ""Let's do the stagecoach."" ""What's that?"" ""What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? What are you doing with a mistress? Go ask your wife, maybe she'll tell you."" The man goes to his wife. ""Honey, what's a stagecoach?"" ""What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? How could I have married you? Go ask your grandmother, maybe she'll tell you."" The man goes to his grandmother. ""Grandma, …

Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... ..I will find you. You have my Word. --- Edit: 1000 upvotes. Of course it would be on a self post. :( Thanks though. <3

Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct

I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word.

A man in a job interview. Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program" Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint" Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?" Man: "Word."

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, you will pay. You have my Word.

So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked, "How good are you at PowerPoint?" I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" I was like, "Word."

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word.

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" Me: "Word"

To whomever stole my Microsoft office, I will find you You have my Word.

To whoever stole my Microsoft Office login, I will find you. You have my word.