Interviewer: "Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?" Interviewee: "Word."

In an interview: ""How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"" ""I Excel at it."" ""Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"" ""Word."" Edit: thanks u/Steve_Jobs_iGhost

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word

Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back. You have my word!