In an interview: ""How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"" ""I Excel at it."" ""Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"" ""Word."" Edit: thanks u/Steve_Jobs_iGhost

The stagecoach Let me translate another surrealistic Russian joke. A man is with a mistress. She says, ""Let's do the stagecoach."" ""What's that?"" ""What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? What are you doing with a mistress? Go ask your wife, maybe she'll tell you."" The man goes to his wife. ""Honey, what's a stagecoach?"" ""What? You don't know, what's a stagecoach? How could I have married you? Go ask your grandmother, maybe she'll tell you."" The man goes to his grandmother. ""Grandma, …

[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times

Interviewer: "Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?" Interviewee: "Word."