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A joke told to me by an ex-NSA spook who worked in Western Germany during the Cold War. It describes the past leaders of the USSR perfectly. Lenin

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A jew is moving from USSR to Israel A jew is moving from USSR to Israel and in his luggage he has a sculpture of Lenin . At the Russian border he is asked:

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx

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What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?,"They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party

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What do you call a red lemon? a Lenin. ;)

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You know who could really get a party started? Lenin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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