What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party#Lenin#Stalin#Q&A0🔗 Share
What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!#Stalin#Putin#Lenin#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.#Lenin#Stalin#Soviet Union#Driving+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Stalin is dead and things have begun to lighten up a bit relatively speaking An old couple live in an apartment in Moscow and she sends him down to buy some meat for supper. After queueing for the obligatory three hours he gets to the counter and the woman says 'No more meat, meat finished'. He cracks and starts raving 'I fought in the Revolution, I fought for Lenin in the First World War and for Stalin in the Second World War and we are still in this shit?' One of the leather-jacketed brigade t…Read more#Stalin#Lenin#Moscow#Marriage+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why couldn't the communist negotiator save the hostages? Well, to start, he was Russian through things where he should've been Stalin for time, and his team wasn't exactly Lenin him any support. I guess you could say it was Marx'd for failure from the start.#Stalin#Lenin0🔗 SharePermalink →