#jerry

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

No one believes seniors . . . An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked …

The Free Drinks Jerry was walking home from work in a bustling city, when he stumbled upon a man who was giving out coupons for a free drink at an enormous penthouse. This monstrous building had 100 floors, and no elevator, but Jerry was determined to go get himself a free drink. After the first ten flights of stairs, he began to pant, and walked more slowly. When he reached the 27th flight, he tripped and bruised his chin. Nevertheless, he continued upwards. He climbed and climbed and climbe…

I'm pregnant... A girl calls her boyfriend nervously. "Jerry, I'm pregnant..." There's a long pause before the boy replies"...hi pregnant, I'm dad." Another awkward paid follows before she replies "Actually..."

Okay so there’s a guy named Jerry… Jerry works as a hit man and works contract to contract. He doesn’t know who hires him, it’s all confidential. One day Jerry gets this really odd contract for a hit on these three senior citizens in an old folks home. He’s not sure why someone would want three elders dead, but he accepts the job. He figures he could probably easily sneak in after dark and smother them in their sleep so it looks like a natural death. When he arrives, he’s surprised to see tha…

What do you call a 60 year old striker who averages 3 goals a game? Jerry-hat-trick

Who can drink 5 gallons of petrol without getting sick? Jerry can.

There were 3 men. There were 3 men who grew up together in a small town Jim, George, and Jerry. They were known for the quirks, Jim being a fire bug, George being a nature lover, and Jerry being a deep sea diver. One day Jerry happens upon a bottle with a note on it along the coast. He rushed to show his friends his find. When they read it, it tells of a treasure of a legendary pirate captain and how to find it. They set off the next day in search of it each one as excited as the other. The…

Who can drink 20 litres of diesel? Jerry can!

Who can drink 5 litres of petrol? Jerry can.

Jerry is that you? said Tom.

A teacher asks class to draw and colour a duck holding an umbrella She notices Jerry colouring his duck blue and asks ""where did you see a blue duck?"" He replies ""where did you see a duck holding an umbrella?""

The Free Drinks Jerry was walking home from work in a bustling city

Lady Golfer NSFW Jerry asks the clubhouse barman if there is anyone available to join him for a round of golf. The barman says ""Only that lady over there

Golf hole in one NSFW Jerry decides to take up golf

A girl with a wooden eye is at a dance She's not getting any callers. Not a single dance. Jerry

Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers?,"Because when da white boy whipping dem they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry

Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry

Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry

Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia.

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..? Clear all the Jerry!