#fanta

Movie Theater confusion So every Monday at a local movie theater, they show old movies, as sort of a trip back to the ""old days"" of movies. That day, they were showing two films, an indie film called ""Life: The Study of Us"" and an old ad, called ""If there was a sea of refreshing Fanta, would you drink it?"" A man enters and buys a ticket, and requests either of the two, and asks to be surprised. Upon entering the theater, he asks, ""Is this the reel Life? Is this just Fanta Sea?""

What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta.

What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens

The worst intervention ever When John gets home after a productive night of drinking he finds three of his friends in his house. Before he realizes what happens they have closed the door and the intervention has started. Joe starts by stating: ""We are here because we love you. You drink too much and we worry that you might become an alcoholic."" John looks at him and replies: ""Because I drink too much alcohol I am an alcoholic right? Well you drink too much Fanta, that doesn't make you fantast…

The Free Drinks Jerry was walking home from work in a bustling city, when he stumbled upon a man who was giving out coupons for a free drink at an enormous penthouse. This monstrous building had 100 floors, and no elevator, but Jerry was determined to go get himself a free drink. After the first ten flights of stairs, he began to pant, and walked more slowly. When he reached the 27th flight, he tripped and bruised his chin. Nevertheless, he continued upwards. He climbed and climbed and climbe…

I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine

When I drink alcohol... Everyone says that I'm alcoholic But When I drink Fanta... No one says I’m fantastic.

I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine