Hilary Clinton dies
While walking down the street one day a corrupt Hillary Clinton was tragically hit by a car and died.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says Hillary Clinton.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What …