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11 terrible Dwayne Johnson Puns What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson plays guitar? Punk Rock. What do you call it when he falls over? Rock and Roll. Did you hear Dwayne Johnson loves honesty? He's a tooth fairy. Jokes about him... Rock Dwayne Johnson's favorite movie: Rocky How do you always beat him in RPS? Keep throwing paper How did Dwayne Johnson get to space? A ROCKet. Who is his favorite Naruto character? Rock Lee. Dwayne Johnson is friends with Toph. They have a ROCKy relationship. How

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Another: Isaac Asimov's ""Death of a Foy"" It was extremely unusual for a Foy to be dying on Earth. They were the highest social class on their planet (with a name which was pronounced -- as nearly as Earthly throats could make the sounds -- Sortibackenstrete) and were virtually immortal. Every Foy, of course, came to voluntary death eventually, and this one had given up because of an ill-starred love affair, if you can call it a love affair where five individuals, in order to reproduce, must in

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