11 terrible Dwayne Johnson Puns What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson plays guitar? Punk Rock. What do you call it when he falls over? Rock and Roll. Did you hear Dwayne Johnson loves honesty? He's a tooth fairy. Jokes about him... Rock Dwayne Johnson's favorite movie: Rocky How do you always beat him in RPS? Keep throwing paper How did Dwayne Johnson get to space? A ROCKet. Who is his favorite Naruto character? Rock Lee. Dwayne Johnson is friends with Toph. They have a ROCKy relationship. How…

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An old joke that my grandad told me. A rich man had invited a group of friends to his home for dinner. He was very much looking forward to this, but there was one problem: he had a horrible cold, and his nose was running. He said to his butler, 'Oh Butler, what shall I do? I cannot have my nose running everywhere while there are guests here?', to which the butler replied, 'I have an idea. If your nose is running, I will say 'Johnson's at the door, sir,' and that will give you an excuse to leave …

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For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor. Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said…

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