11 terrible Dwayne Johnson Puns What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson plays guitar? Punk Rock. What do you call it when he falls over? Rock and Roll. Did you hear Dwayne Johnson loves honesty? He's a tooth fairy. Jokes about him... Rock Dwayne Johnson's favorite movie: Rocky How do you always beat him in RPS? Keep throwing paper How did Dwayne Johnson get to space? A ROCKet. Who is his favorite Naruto character? Rock Lee. Dwayne Johnson is friends with Toph. They have a ROCKy relationship. How did he get the part as Maui in Moana? A friend hooked him up. How do you put Dwayne Johnson to sleep? Rockabye baby.