3 Pints of Desi Beer Santa walks into a bar, orders 3 pints of 'desi beer' and sits in the back of the room, drinking and sipping out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, ""You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."" Santa replies, "" Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Dubai, and I'm here in England. When we all left home, we promised th…