#darth-vader

A Japanese commander invites Darth Vader to dinner He asks him "" Will you be there tonight at 8 PM Lord Vader?"" Vader says "" I hope so commander, for your sake "".

Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping? The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Darth Vader... Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.

Did you hear that Darth Vader made some toast? It was a little on the dark side.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.

Mustafar Obi-Wan: it's over Anakin, i have the high ground, you cant win. Anakin: you mustafargotten the power of the dark side! (im sorry) (also if you dont get it, mustafar is the planet obi-wan and anakin dueled before he turned into darth vader)

Why was Darth Vader so upset? He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units.

What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster.

Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader

My 7 year old niece didn't realize she made a joke while playing Star Wars with me. Me (Darth Vader): What have you done with those plans?!? Her (Leia): It's over there in that little box. Me: How can a disc fit in that little box? Her: It was a floppy disc.

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle... ...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose. So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, ""Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."" Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, ""How do you know?"" Luke responds, ""I felt your presents.""

if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic? Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker... ... are locked in mortal combat. Darth Vader pulls Luke close and says, ""I know what you're getting for Christmas"". Luke responds, ""How?! That's impossible!!!"" Darth Vader replies, ""I felt your presence""

How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked.

Anakin's Perfect Math Class Anakin Skywalker (complete with his Darth Vader suit) is tutoring his son Luke because as we all know, math is very important for both Sith and Jedi. How else are they supposed to figure out how to blow up Death Stars and make their own? Today's lesson happened to be taking the derivatives and integrals of functions, which Luke happened to be struggling at a little more than usual. ""Daaaaad, it's so hard! I need some simple practice problems!"" ""Okay, so if x^2 + y^…

How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm

What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*