#darth-vader

Had a dream that I was playing as Darth Vader in Battlefront 2 Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are having a lightsaber battle Darth Vader says to Luke "" I know what your getting for Christmas"

How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas? He feels his presents

Darth Vader is fighting Luke Skywalker... Darth Vader says to Luke: ""Luke

Darth Vader was the first black guy to..... admit that he's the father

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping? At the Darth Mall.

How did Darth Vader figure out what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force.

Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father.

How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father""

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father.

Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents.

My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: ""Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?"" Mom: ""No

So Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are locked in their final showdown... ...light sabers are flashing

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are on an epic fight... Suddenly

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week. Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas?,"""Something to wear would be nice"" she said ""but in the colour black."" ""Why black?"" I replied. ""Because it makes people looks slimmer"" She's going to be pissed off when she finds out I bought her a Darth Vader costume.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas? "Something to wear would be nice" she said, "but in the colour black." "Why black?" I replied. "Because it makes people looks slimmer" She's going to be pissed off when she finds out I bought her a Darth Vader costume.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday? He felt his presents.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis.