#darth-vader

Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents…

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas? He felt his presents.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader? (snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter

Did you know that Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.

How does Darth Vader like his milk? warm

How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin

Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper? "I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday? He felt his presents.

Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents.

How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records? "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.