Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle... ...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose. So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, ""Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."" Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, ""How do you know?"" Luke responds, ""I felt your presents.""
Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet.
Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.
Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn
I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."
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