Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle

I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have "followed" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help.

I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week...