#comcast

REP: we are pleased to provide u with the highest level of customer service! ME: oh sorry, got the wrong number. was tryin to call comcast

Called Comcast to see about dropping my service and long story short, If anyone wants to watch Showtime, call me on one of my 36 landlines.

Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger.

Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college

What is your best practical joke that only you, now reddit, knows about. Warning Wall of Text! Sometimes jokes are best when only you know about them. [Andy Kaufman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Clifton) was king of these. My jokee was an unsuspecting neighbor. I had Dish Network service and one of the remote controls was an RF remote meaning that you didn't have to be line of sight in order for it to work. My very new neighbor recently got Dish Network installed, I saw them putting up the …

What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast

Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed.

The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter.

Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile.

Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us.""

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet? Loading...

Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast.

So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high.

I just signed up for Comcast!

What do Comcast and a bunch of ferrets named Jenny have in common? They're both a pretty shitty business.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast.

I love Comcast. Jokes over.

The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven...

My roommate and I were watching TV last night.. And because we have shitty Comcast, I had to print out a list of the channels that we DO get. Because they're not in order and you don't know that you get a channel until you decide you want to watch the show on it. Anyway, I said to her sarcastically, ""Oh look we get the CatholicTV channel!"" (My roommate is Jewish) Then she said, ""Do they have a JewishTV Channel?"" I said, ""Nope, sorry"" Then she asked, ""Whyyyy?"" I replied, ""They were going…

What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service.

So I was at a bar So I was at the bar and this fellow is next to me we get to talking and he's talking about his job at the retention department in comcast. He then asks me what I do and I say Me: I work in car sales Dude: Dude I could never do that, thats just a shitty job Me: Dude...you work for comcast He starred at the bottom of his glass the rest of the evening.

The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India.

Today I got a good deal from Comcast.