#dell

Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd.

I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean A dell must be rolling in the deep

What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell

[OC/Longgg] (Experimental Christmas Poem) - ""Santa's Big Fat Sack is Coming""    Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming! Down the Lane and through the Dell. Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming, Know this Tale and Hark thee well.    Santa's Sack is glistening Red From the Tension of its Presents. Every Girl and Boy awaits - Tensely squirming for Its Presence.    Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming, Shoving down your Chimney Hole. Haunting you in every Househol…

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer A dell.

A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers. The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says ""I'm all out of HP."" The mage dies.

What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell

I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep

A man bought a new computer. Fairly plain, black box, display, keyboard, mouse. Nothing unusual. Until he powered it up. Perplexed, he called tech support. Someone answered, ""thank you for calling tech support, what seems to be the trouble?"" The man replied, ""well, when I start my computer, it makes a lot of noise and says 'hello' to me. My old machine didn't do that. Is this a new feature?"" The support agent examined his records and thought for a moment. Suddenly, in a moment of clarity, he…

My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell""

I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!

Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell.

I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep.

I turned on my computer. It said hello. Its a dell.

My computer was singing hello.. Its a Dell.

I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell.

Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs? A Dell.

I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell

My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

ISIS is threatening us again. ISIS has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents. It's gonna get ugly, people...

What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell