What do Comcast and a bunch of ferrets named Jenny have in common? They're both a pretty shitty business.

I just signed up for Comcast!

So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called ""Comcast"". It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high.

Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast.