#coca-cola

Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing.

A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing.

A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke) A man comes to the shop: - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. Half an hour later he comes again: - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. An hour later he comes again: - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!

5 Russian Jokes about Vodka #1 A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After Half an hour he comes again and asked again, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :) #2 A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. Aft…

Moon race During Cold War when the space race was at its highest. Following is an report of communication between Houston and US moon rocket. USMR: Houston, we see the SSSR ship approaching the Moon. Houston: You have your orders. Just wait. USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship is in the Moon orbit. Houston: Doesn't matter. Keep waiting. USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship is preparing for Moon landing. Houston: That is OK, just wait. USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship landed on the Moon! Houston: Doesn't m…

Three CEO's from different beer companies are sitting at a bar... And the one from Bud light says, "Alright barkeep, give me a tall glass of bud light!" And then the second one, from Miller light says, "ok barkeep, serve me a nice bottle of cold miller light!" And then the CEO of Guinness says, well, "I suppose I'll have a glass of Coca-Cola." The other two turn to him like he's crazy and say, "what, you aren't going to order Guinness?" To which he replies, "well if you two aren't going to…

A cannibal tribe captures an American, a German and a Russian. "Alright guys. As you last wish, you get to order a drink. And then you have to shoot that parrot from a three mile distance with this old rifle. If you hit the parrot, you will be released, otherwise we are going to eat you". American: "Alright, give me a bottle of Coca Cola." He drinks the Coke, aims and shoots. He misses and gets eaten by the cannibals. German: "Give me a bottle of beer". He drinks, he aims, shoots, misses. Ge…

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up, and smells a heavy weed smell. The man turns to him, and his eye are redder than a Coca-Cola can. The cop looks at him and says, "How high are you?!?!?!?" The driver responds, "He, he. No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'"

A Coca Cola salesman returns from his Middle East assignment... A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters... First poster, a man crawlin…

A couple after a divorce are at court over who could keep the child. So the mother goes:" i carried that child for 9 long months and gave birth to it under a lot of pain. I should keep it. The judge asks the father if he has anything to add. The father calmly replies:" let me explain this situation with a metaphor; if you walk up to a coca-cola machine, put in a dollar and a coke comes out, does the coke belong to you or the machine?" Edit: grammar

Winning Blonde !!! A beautiful blonde walks into a casino and over to a soda machine and arrives there just before a business man who's come to quench his thirst. She opens her purse and puts in 50 cents , studies the machine , presses the Diet Coke selection , and out comes a Diet coke , which she places on a counter by the machine. Then she reaches in her purse again and pulls out a dollar and inserts it in the machine.Studying the machine carefully, she presses the button for coca cola class…

I am tired of my job at the coca cola factory It is soda pressing

A Coca Cola salesman returns from his Middle East assignment... A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

Are you having trouble finding your kids' name's on bottles of Coca Cola? Then I bet you wish you'd given them proper names instead of thinking you were clever by calling them Lake and Destiny.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda.

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters... First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting. Seco…