A cannibal tribe captures an American, a German and a Russian. "Alright guys. As you last wish, you get to order a drink. And then you have to shoot that parrot from a three mile distance with this old rifle. If you hit the parrot, you will be released, otherwise we are going to eat you". American: "Alright, give me a bottle of Coca Cola." He drinks the Coke, aims and shoots. He misses and gets eaten by the cannibals. German: "Give me a bottle of beer". He drinks, he aims, shoots, misses. Gets eaten. Russian "Give me a bottle of vodka". The Russian drinks the bottle, aims and - bang - the parrot is dead. The cannibals are staggered "Tell us, how the hell did you do that?" "Are you kidding me? With eight barrels, and a sky full of parrots?"