A bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke) A man comes to the shop: - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. Half an hour later he comes again: - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. An hour later he comes again: - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!