Three CEO's from different beer companies are sitting at a bar... And the one from Bud light says, "Alright barkeep, give me a tall glass of bud light!" And then the second one, from Miller light says, "ok barkeep, serve me a nice bottle of cold miller light!" And then the CEO of Guinness says, well, "I suppose I'll have a glass of Coca-Cola." The other two turn to him like he's crazy and say, "what, you aren't going to order Guinness?" To which he replies, "well if you two aren't going to order beer, neither am I!"
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