#bonnie

Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board

Clyde: I'm looking 4 a partner. What's ur name? "Bonnie" C: That ur real name? "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !

What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

The Scottsman Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong a handsome built? I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt." They cre…

A Heartwarming Story One Sunday, George's wife went out to buy grocery and left him and their 3-year old daughter Bonnie at home. Bonnie was playing with her teacup party set while George was reading the morning paper. While reading, George felt a gentle tap on her knees. When he set down the newspaper, Bonnie was smiling up at him, while offering a cup of "tea", which was just water. Bonnie, in as cute a voice as 3-year olds have, said, "Have some tea, Daddy." "Certainly, dear," and George …

There's a boy named Bonnie... There's a boy named Bonnie. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy. After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he's so happy. When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be wi…

A boy named Bonnie asked out his crush She said yes. They went on a few dates together, went to the same college, moved in with each other and eventually married. One day, Bonnie’s wife found out she was pregnant, and nine months later, they had a daughter. The mother named her Love. Love grew up and was bullied relentlessly for her name. Eventually, she shot her dad in the heart and ran away for giving her such a stupid name. His wife came back and found him on the floor. “Bonnie, what happen…

There's a boy named Bonnie... There's a boy named Bonnie.