#bobs

I'm bored so here's an original joke. A man walks by a baseball hat store and turns to look at it. The shop was aptly named ""BOB'S BASEBALL HATS."

2 Guys At A Urinal NSFW Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there

Bob dies and his 3 close friends meet at a bar. They meet to discuss what to do with Bob's ashes.

Bob's Nails. Bob made metal nails for all need and uses. For woodworking or construction

Bob knows a lot of people Bob's a factory worker

It is Bob's anniversary It's Bob's 15th anniversary and he forgot. When he came home from work he didn't notice his wife was all made up with make up and a pretty dress. Bob asked his wife what was for dinner but she kept hinting that they should have a date night but Bob getting from work was tired so he made a sandwich and then took a nap. When Bob woke up

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

(SPOILERS) Guess what show I did NOT want to watch after the latest Walking Dead? Bob's Burgers

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me" said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them!"

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wife came home and asked Bob, "What are you doing?" Bob explained and she said, "Come on... you will only freeze your ass off." Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet. Then his wife got an idea. "…

Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improv…

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed." "So then what did make you sc…