[Installing ceiling fan] Me: drill...screwdriver... tape...there finished! Wife on the phone: Is this Bob's fix-it shop? Yeah, he just got done.

[long] Another blond guy joke... Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches. Guido opened his lunch box and yelled in frustration, ""Pasta! Pasta! Every day it's pasta! If I get pasta in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump!"" Jose then opened his lunch and exclaimed, ""Tort…

Three High-rise construction workers sit down on a beam to eat their sack lunches... The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, ""tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!"", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, ""peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow"", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the …

Snow wife. One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, ""We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."" Bob's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, ""We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.…