A drunk stumbles into a cemetary and falls into a freshly dug grave Bob's Tavern' was right next door to a cemetery. One day in mid winter a drunk stumbled out of the tavern. Due to his drunk state he wasn't careful where he was going and he fell into a freshly dug grave. ""Help!"" Screamed the drunk on the top of his lungs, ""I'm freezing!"" Before long another drunk sauntered out of the tavern and made his way towards the first drunk's cries. ""I'm freezing!"" Screamed the first drunk again. "…

eer booze and fun!' 'A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. ""Whoa Sam!"" said the bartender. ""Who gave those beauties to you?"" ""Nobody gave them to me"" said Sam. ""I had to fight like crazy for both of them.""

Bob dies and his 3 close friends meet at a bar. They meet to discuss what to do with Bob's ashes. The first friend says "Bob and I used to hike a lot so I think we should scatter his ashes in the mountains." The second friend says "Well Bob and I used to spend weekends fishing. I think we should put the ashes in his favourite lake." Finally his third friend says "What you guys didn't know is that Bob and I were gay lovers. I want to take Bob's ashes and put them into my homemade chilli so I…

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me" said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them!"