Mike sat behind Sally... (long) In religion class. Mike hated Sally and did anything he could to annoy her. One day, Sally kept falling asleep in class. Mike thought this is a perfect time to start poking her in the ass with a needle he found. She decided to wait until the teacher asked her a question and then he would wake her up. The teacher's first question was""who created the earth?""Mike stuck the needle in Sally's ass and she woke up screaming "" God Almighty"".Then she fell back asleep. The second question was ""who is God's son?"" Again Mike poked her in the ass, and Sally woke up screaming ""Jesus Christ!"" When the teacher asked her last question, ""what did eve say to Adam after their fifth child?"", Mike poked her again. Sally woke up, yelling ""if you stick that thing in me one more time I will take it and snap it in half""