#sallys

Mike sat behind Sally... (long) In religion class. Mike hated Sally and did anything he could to annoy her. One day, Sally kept falling asleep in class. Mike thought this is a perfect time to start poking her in the ass with a needle he found. She decided to wait until the teacher asked her a question and then he would wake her up. The teacher's first question was""who created the earth?""Mike stuck the needle in Sally's ass and she woke up screaming "" God Almighty"".Then she fell back asleep. …

Lil Jonny asks for little Sally's hand in marriage Lil Jonny who is about 4 years old confidently walks up to little Sally's dad and says "" Sir, I would like to ask your permission for Sally's hand in marriage!"" Little Sally's dad taken back by this thinks it's just the cutest thing he has ever heard. So he ponders and say's ""ok lil Jonny, if the two of you were to marry where would you live?"" Lil Jonny scratches his head and say's ""well her room is bigger than mine and we might have to mov…

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face. Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, ""Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, ""It reminded me of a peanut."" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, ""Really small, was it?"" Sally replied, ""No, salty."" Mom fainted.

Prom Billy was going to his high school's prom with his girlfriend Sally on Friday night. So Friday morning he goes to pick up his tuxedo, but there's a really long line and he has to wait 45 minutes to get his tuxedo. Then he has to go get some flowers for Sally, but again there's a long line and he has to wait for an hour to get the flowers. Once he's ready he starts driving to Sally's house to pick her up, but there's a lot of traffic and has to wait again. He finally gets to the dance. After…