#again-mike

Mike sat behind Sally... (long) In religion class. Mike hated Sally and did anything he could to annoy her. One day, Sally kept falling asleep in class. Mike thought this is a perfect time to start poking her in the ass with a needle he found. She decided to wait until the teacher asked her a question and then he would wake her up. The teacher's first question was""who created the earth?""Mike stuck the needle in Sally's ass and she woke up screaming "" God Almighty"".Then she fell back asleep. …

Mike got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is this one one one one?”, says the voice. Mike said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?” Again Mike said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night.” Mike replied, “That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”