One day in bible class... A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, ""But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"" Miss replied, ""Stay out of this one, Leroy!""
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I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but "Adam dates his own rib" is perfectly acceptable.
My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson.
Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered "helping her vacuum." Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned.
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