A midget with a speech impediment One day this rancher gets a phone call from one of his high school buddies . His buddy says that he has a friend that is interested in buying a horse and naturally he referred him to his buddy. The rancher said ""That's fine, what does the guy look like so that when he shows up I knows who to look for."" The buddy says, ""Oh, well he's a midget with a speech impediment you can't miss him."" ""Alright,"" said the rancher Later in the day this car pulls into the rancher's driveway and out jumps this midget and walks up to the rancher and says ""Hewwo, I am wooking fow a horthe."" The rancher says ""Ok, My buddy said you were going to be by. They are right over here."" The Rancher takes the midget to look at this mare first. As the midget is walking around the horse inspecting it he turns to the rancher and says ""Thith ith a vewy nithe horthe, but could you pick tho that I may wook at her eawths"" the rancher picks the midget up and shows the guy the horses ears. ""wow thoths awe thome vewy nithe eawths,"" says the midget. the rancher sets the guy down watches as the midget walks around to the front of the horse. ""Can you pick me up tho i couwd thee the horthes mouth."" So the rancher picks the guy up, starting to get pissed off about having to keep picking the guy up to see the horse. ""wow that ith a vewy nithe mouth,"" says the midget. The rancher sets him down a little harder than the first time. As the midget circles the horse one more time he says to the rancher, ""May I thee her twot?"" Pissed off the rancher picks up the midget jams his head in the horses twat and pulls him out and throws him on the ground and is about to walk away when the midget says, ""I'm thowwy let me wefwathe that. May I thee her wun awound a wil bit.""