A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said ""You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."" ""What do you want me to do?"" asked the sheriff. ""I don't care just do something about those drivers!"" So the next day h…