Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*

When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

> सामने वाले अपार्टमेंट में एक महिला को देख पति हाथ हिला रहा था...पत्नी- मुस्कराई...पति- क्या हुआ?पत्नी- जिस महिला को तुम हाथ हिला रहे थे ,वो हाथ नही