At the end of the Vietnam war An American and Vietcong General were discussing who would have won if the war had continued. Unable to agree they decided to hold a competition between the US Army, the Green Berets and the Vietcong. The competition was simple, whoever could catch a rabbit the fastest in the jungle would be declared the winner. The US Army went in first, for over a week all that could be heard from the jungle was the sound of machine guns and mortar fire. Eventually they came out a…

A LESSON IN MORALS One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When …

A man is at a banquet with other veterans Bob is at a banquet with other veterans of various conflicts. He had history in the Angolan Civil War, but was ashamed to only be an "in the wire" medic and not seeing much action. Bob sees another vet, Rich, who goes on about a perilous journey during Vietnam, resulting in explosions, gunfights, anything a good war story comprises of. Rich turns to Bob and asks, "Whattabout you?" Bob goes pale, and scrambles for a story. He quickly thinks one up and …

Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage