A cheapskate dies and his will asks he be buried at sea Per his wishes his wife has him cremated and goes to the waterfront with an urn full of his ashes to release them into the Atlantic. "Henry," she says, "you know that fancy leather purse I wanted all my life and you said it was too much? Well I sold your company for a fortune and I bought the nicest purse they had at Gucci." And Henry," she says, "you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take but you said a trip to the mall is all I'm worth? Well, I have a world cruise booked for 90 days and it will be wonderful!" "And Henry," she continues, "you know that red Honda Accord I had been hoping for the last 5 years and you laughed and told me that I should glad you gave me a 10 year old Kia to drive? Well I bought a Mercedes convertible instead and it drives like a dream." "Oh, and Henry," she says, "you know that blow job you always wanted?" Well here you go. And with those words she puts the ashes in her hand and blows them out to sea.