#kia

[on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car "I'll take door #2" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* "Can I have the goat instead"

A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia

A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima

Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA

Last Man on Earth star Will Fortes wife just gave birth a a girl.. They named her Kia

I test drove a Kia today It wasn't really my Forte

So a guy takes his Kia to a church And walks up to the priest and say, ""Father, my car won't start and I need you to fix it."" The priest replies, ""Son this is a church, not a car shop. What am I supposed to do?"" The guy turns away with a sound of disgust saying, ""I was told you could help fix my Soul.""

Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe...

Nokia But it's my Kia

I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls.

There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable? Fill up the tank

A cheapskate dies and his will asks he be buried at sea Per his wishes his wife has him cremated and goes to the waterfront with an urn full of his ashes to release them into the Atlantic. "Henry," she says, "you know that fancy leather purse I wanted all my life and you said it was too much? Well I sold your company for a fortune and I bought the nicest purse they had at Gucci." And Henry," she says, "you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take but you said a trip to the mal…

A guy driving a Kia pulls up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The Kia driver rolls down his window and shouts to the Rolls-Royce driver: "Hey, you have a really nice car! Just curiously, does it have Wi-Fi? Because my Kia has Wi-Fi!" The other driver rolls down his window and responds, "Yes, my Rolls-Royce has Wi-Fi." Kia driver: "Cool! Does your Rolls have a fridge too? Because my Kia has a fridge in the back seat!" Rolls driver *(slightly annoyed)*: "Yes, there's a fridge in here too."…

Kia driver A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce... The driver of the Kia rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got Wi-Fi in your Rolls? I’ve got Wi-Fi in my Kia!" The driver of the Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have Wi-Fi." The driver of the Kia says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back seat of my Kia!" The driver of the Rolls, looki…

A guy driving a Kia. A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce... The driver of the Kia rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got Wi-Fi in your Rolls? I’ve got Wi-Fi in my Kia!" The driver of the Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have Wi-Fi." The driver of the Kia says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back seat of my Kia!" The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, s…

A woman in her Kia did not wear a seatbelt and got into an accident Her body left her Soul.

What do you call a Kia with push button start? Nokia

A Store Manager asked me to move a Kia that was blocking an exit... I told him

What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers.

My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls.