A cheapskate dies and his will asks he be buried at sea
Per his wishes his wife has him cremated and goes to the waterfront with an urn full of his ashes to release them into the Atlantic.
"Henry," she says, "you know that fancy leather purse I wanted all my life and you said it was too much? Well I sold your company for a fortune and I bought the nicest purse they had at Gucci."
And Henry," she says, "you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take but you said a trip to the mal…