3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table. The first girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name Rosie?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled roses on your head when you were a baby"" Then the second girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name lily?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled lilies on your head when you were a baby ""AHGAGDVBEVSBEBFHSIWKNFOWOJFBCODHEGF"" ""Shut up brick""

A catholic schoolgirl goes to church for confession... When she gets to the church, she notices that the confessional is occupied, so she sits down in a nearby pew. A short time later, the confessional door opens, and her best friend exits. The friend sits next to the girl, who asks her, ""So... what did you confess to?"" ""I told Father Murphy I gave my boyfriend a handjob in the back seat of the car. He told me to say ten Hail Marys and wash my hands in the font of holy water."" The first girl…

three daughters There was this dad that was an owner of a morgue that had three daughters. The dad went and picked up this guy from a heart attack. The dad told the three girls that they needed to fix and prep him for tomorrow. Well the first girl got a look at him and said he was a really charming looking guy. She pulled back his sheet and noticed he had a hard on. She thought to herself the only way to get this down was to ""ride"" him. So without hesitation she jumped on and rode him for thir…

Priest is about to give confession...has to make an emergency trip to the bathroom... He opens the back door and looks for anyone to help him as the line up is getting long. All he finds is the custodian. He signals to him and asks to cover for him. The custodian says he has no idea what to do. "That's easy. Just listen to the confession, look on the wall inside the confessional, there is a piece of paper with each sin and its punishment written down." Easy enough, the custodian thinks…