#second-sister

The 3 brothers named Leroy!!! Lol 3 girls met 3 brothers all named Leroy, they couldn't beside how to tell them apart so they came up with nicknames for each of them. They choose to name each Leroy after their favorite soda. The first girl came up with 7-up The otha two sisters asked y 7-up? Her reply bc he has 7inches and its all ways up.... The second sister choose mountain dew The otha to sisters replied y mnt dew? Her reply bc when i mount he dews... The third sister said lollipop....she sis…

Three sisters died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St Peter warns them, 'There is only one rule in heaven: you must not step on any of the ducks.' And he sent them on their merry way. Upon entering, the three sisters notice that the grounds are riddled with ducks waddling about. Remembering the rule, they stepped carefully. However, it was a mere 3 days in before the eldest sister steps on a duck. The second she does so, an angel appeared with a ugly man. The ugly man is chained to the …

Three sisters have dates all on the same night... At the end of the night, after they all come home, they get together to talk about how it went. The first sister says ""the guy that took me out was a trumpet player. He kissed me at the end of our date, but was really uptight. The second sister says ""Well my date was a tuba player. When he kissed me, it was all loose and sloppy"" They both turn to the third sister and ask how her date was, to which she replied, ""My date was a french horn playe…

Three old women live in a house together... The first one a 96 year old, has drawn herself a bath and is about to get in. She suddenly stops and calls to her sisters ""Was I getting into the tub or out of the tub?"". The second sister a 94 year old, replies ""Hold on, I'll come help you"". She begins walking up the stairs but suddenly stops and asks her sister a 92 year old, ""Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?"". The old woman just sits at the kitchen table and muttersto herself ""My…

three daughters There was this dad that was an owner of a morgue that had three daughters. The dad went and picked up this guy from a heart attack. The dad told the three girls that they needed to fix and prep him for tomorrow. Well the first girl got a look at him and said he was a really charming looking guy. She pulled back his sheet and noticed he had a hard on. She thought to herself the only way to get this down was to ""ride"" him. So without hesitation she jumped on and rode him for thir…