#the-girls

Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are enrolled in a university physics class. The day before the exam, they realize that they are in way over their heads. So, they come up with a plan to steal the answer key from the professor's office. That night, they pick the lock, check his desk drawers, and sure enough find the 100-question multiple choice answer sheet. They snap a picture of it and spend the remainder of the night carefully writing the answers on their arms. The next morning, they are seated…

A pregnant woman goes into a coma... A pregnant woman goes into a coma 3 months into her pregnancy, 7 months later she wakes up and is told by the doctor she had successfully shit out twins. Due to her being in a coma, her brother was given permission to name them. ""Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! What are their names?"" ""The girls is called Denise"" ""Oh that's not so bad... What about the boy?"" ""Denephew""

A red head, blonde and a brunette A red head. a brunette and a blonde are sitting at the bottom of the stairs when they are approached by a genie. The genie says ""I am prepared to give you anything you want;anything."" The girls agree and ask what is the catch. The genie replies ""You just need to climb those twenty five stairs you were sitting on. I will tell you a joke on each step. You just need to make it to the top without laughing."" With this in mind all the girls take the challenge. The…

A brunette, a redhead head, and a blonde are running from the cops... The girls quickly turn a corner and see three empty barrels, so they each jump into a different one. Once the cops turn the corner, they see the barrels and they are suspicious about them so they kick the one with the brunette in it. ""Woof! Woof!"" says the brunette. ""Just a dog in there"" says one cop, so they move to the next one. They approach the barrel with the brunette inside, and give it a jolt. ""Meow! Meow!"" says t…

Guy goes to the doctor to get some viagra... Doctor: "No, last time I gave you some you threw your back out" Patient: "Doc, you dont understand. I got two girls coming over tonight." Doctor: "All right, but you better not come in tomorrow complaining about your back" The guy comes back into the doctor's office the next day. Doctor: "See I knew you'd throw your back out" Patient: "No doc, my back's fine. The girls never showed up, but I threw my shoulder out"

Three girls are vacationing in Romania when they come across a gypsy The gypsy says, "I'll bet you 20 leu each that I can guess which country you're visiting from just by looking at you." The girls think there's no way this hack gypsy can tell where they're from just by looking, so they take the bet. The gypsy scans them for a few seconds and says, "you're all American." The first girl says, "damn, it was probably because of our accents!" The second girl says, "damn, it was probably because …

One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, "huh... that's strange." The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too.

A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap. The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15. When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned, a new brothel!" The woman can't help but laugh. Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps, "Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!" The girls burst into laughter too. B…

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?” One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued…