#house-no

A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans. Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband, ""Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?"" ""No, dear, not at all,"" he replied, ""Our house isn't blue.""

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, ""Is this a union house?"" ""No, I'm sorry, it isn't,"" said the Madame. ""Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"" he asked. ""The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."" Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. At the second one, he asked the Madame, ""Is t…

An Irishman walked in to a branch of Home Depot and asked: "Can I order 1,400 bricks please?" "That's a lot of bricks," said the store assistant. "Are you building a house?" "No," said the Irishman, "I'm building a barbecue." "A barbecue? Why do you need 1,400 bricks for a barbecue?" "Because I live on the eighth floor."

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued…