Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are enrolled in a university physics class. The day before the exam, they realize that they are in way over their heads. So, they come up with a plan to steal the answer key from the professor's office. That night, they pick the lock, check his desk drawers, and sure enough find the 100-question multiple choice answer sheet. They snap a picture of it and spend the remainder of the night carefully writing the answers on their arms. The next morning, they are seated…

A pregnant woman goes into a coma... A pregnant woman goes into a coma 3 months into her pregnancy, 7 months later she wakes up and is told by the doctor she had successfully shit out twins. Due to her being in a coma, her brother was given permission to name them. ""Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! What are their names?"" ""The girls is called Denise"" ""Oh that's not so bad... What about the boy?"" ""Denephew""

A red head, blonde and a brunette A red head. a brunette and a blonde are sitting at the bottom of the stairs when they are approached by a genie. The genie says ""I am prepared to give you anything you want;anything."" The girls agree and ask what is the catch. The genie replies ""You just need to climb those twenty five stairs you were sitting on. I will tell you a joke on each step. You just need to make it to the top without laughing."" With this in mind all the girls take the challenge. The…