#st-peters

Three loggers are killed on the job... Three loggers are killed on the job and trying to get into heaven. St. Peters is bored and decides to play a game with them. Ok boys, he says, you tell me you name and IQ and I'll tell you what you did for a living in the forest. If I'm right, your in. The first guy says my name is Dave and my IQ is 150. St. Peters says ""Dave, you were a handfaller weren't you."" Dave replies ""yes I was"" and hes in. The second guy says I'm Frank and my IQ is 120. St. Pet…

The man who knew everyone A friend of mine named Larry once told me, around the time of Bill Clinton's 2nd inauguration, ""You know, President Clinton and I are buddies."" I said, ""Sure you are."" He said, ""No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."" Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Clinton with his arm around the guy. Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I admired Johnny Depp as an actor…

A priest & a driver arrives at heaven's gate, guarded by St. Peter. Upon arrival at heaven's gate, St. Peters asks which one of the two is the driver, and the driver replied ""Me!"". ""Alright, come on in to heaven."" The priest asks ""How about me?"" ""Well, the reason why I'm not letting you in is that, when you're preaching all your followers are asleep, whereas when the driver's driving, all the passengers are praying hard.'' *Told by our tour guide in Israel, don't mind the mediocre tra…

Poet vrs the North American Native Indian So a Poet and a Native American have died and they are standing at the pearly gates of St. Peters. It has been a long day and is about closing time and St. Peter wants to end his shift so decides to let in only 1 of them before he shuts the gates for the night. His staff also want to end the work day and letting both in would cause to much late in the day paperwork. St Peter looked at the files for both and realized both qualified to get in but the paper…