#second-scientist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan.

Two scientists walk into a bar... The first scientist says to the bartender, ""I'll have some H2O."" The bartender nods and gives the man a glass of water. The second scientists says, ""I'll have some H2O, too."" The bartender nods and gives the man a glass of water as well, because he speaks English and understands that the second scientist, rather than requesting a drink which would kill him, simply wanted a glass of water in addition to his friend's.

2 Scientists walk into a bar... The first one tells the bartender, ""I'd like some H2O"" Upon hearing that, the second scientist says, ""I'd like some water too. Jimmy, we're not in the lab anymore...""

Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asked the first scientists what he would like? Scientist 1: I'll have a glass of h2o. The bartender then asked the second scientist what he would like? Scientist 2: I'll have a glass of h2o to. A little later the second scientist falls over dead.

Two scientists at a restaurant. When the waiter asked the what to drink, the first scientist said, ""I'll have H2O."" The second scientist started to say ""I'll have H20 too,"" but then he told the first scientist, ""Wait a minute. You had something up your sleeves, didn't you?"" He then told the waitress, ""I'll have a glass of water."" The first scientist was furious, staring at him in anger, because his plan to kill the second scientist has failed.

There were 3 scientists and elephant and a monkey... The scientists thought it would be scientifically valuable to put a cork up an elephants backside so it couldn't shit, feed it for three months then pull the cork out and measure the results. They thought this would be dangerous so trained a monkey to pull the cork when a red light went. The big day finally came and the highly sophisticated experiment was all set up. the first scientist was 1 mile away, the second scientist was 2 miles away an…

Two scientists walk into a bar The first orders some H2O, the second exclaims ""I'll have some H2O too! The bartender, deciding not to be a dinosaur hammer, gives the scientist water instead of showing off his chemistry skills, preventing the second scientist from dying.

most intellectual joke Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says , ""I'll have some H2O"". The second scientist says, ""I'll have a glass of water,too. By the way, why did you say H2O? Like, know it's a chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work"" The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plot has failed.

Two scientists walk into a bar... ...the barman asks: ""What would You like to order, sir"" to which the first scientist answers: ""I would like to order a glass of H2O"". Then the second scientist says: ""I would like to have a glass of H2O too."", he drinks it and dies. (If you don't get it just comment and I will axplain it to you, because we all know that every joke is funnier when it's explained)

2 scientists walk into a bar to get a drink The bartender asks them what they'd like to drink, ""I'd like h2O."" The first scientist says. The second scientist says, ""I will have h2O, too."" He second scientists passes away seconds after his first sip

2 scientists enter a bar... The first scientist asks the bartender : ""H2O please"" and drinks his water. The second scientist asks : ""H2O too please"", drinks it and dies.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?""

Two scientists walk into a bar.... The first scientist tells the bartender he will have some H2O. The second scientist tells the bartender he will have some H2O too. Several minutes later, the second scientist is dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar and the first scientist says ""I'll have H2O"" The second scientist says ""I'll have some H2O too."" The bartender says to the second scientist ""Were all out of H2O2. May I interest you in anything else?"" The second scientist thinks for a little while ""Hmmm... Na."" The second scientist dies.

Two astrophysicists So two astrophysicists are traveling through the galaxy, when a miscalculation ends up pulling them into a black hole. Certain doom seemingly imminent, but seeing a final burst of hope in using the FTL drive to blast them forward before reaching the event horizon, the first scientist sets into a frenzy, turning knobs and pulling levers in a desperate attempt to get out alive. He then notices the second scientist, who, instead of working into a frenzy of button pressing, is ex…

Two Scientists walk into a bar. The first says *""I'll have a glass of H20.""* The second Scientist says *""I'll have a glass of water, too. Wh...why did you call it H20? I know it's the chemical formula and all, but it's the end of the day and there's no need to intentionally overcomplicate things like that in a situation outside of work.""* The first Scientist stares into his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

Two scientists walk into a bar, and decide to have a drinking contest. The first walks up to the barmaid and says, ""I'll have a glass of H2O, please."" The second scientist says, ""I'll have a glass of H2O, too."" Scientist one won.

Two scientist try to feed up a pig... They decide to feed up a pig to see how big it can get without it taking a dump. So they make up a feeding-plan, consisting of 3 weeks of permanent feeding of the pig, while putting a cork in his ass. After one week, the pig has doubled its size. The scientists, amazed with the results, decide to continue with the experiment. After two weeks of feeding, the pig has grown to be the size of VW Beetle. The scientist decide to continue with the experiment, but d…

3 Scientists, an Elephant and a Monkey Try to picture the monkey as curious george. 3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, ""What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?"" Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. They gathered an elephant and a giant cork together in a cage. The first scientist said, ""I'm not putting the cork up there."" The second scientist said, ""I'm not pu…

The poor little monkey... Three scientists were discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's butt and force fed it for 2 weeks. Because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend, they decided to have a go. A week in, they began to realize WHY the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone to pull out the cork. One scientist came up with the idea of training a monkey to do the job. They spent the next week training it to pull o…

Two scientists make a new element... ... And call it drunkenfatheranium. The first scientist says to the second scientist "" look at this! Drunkenfatheranium does not bond with oxygen! Or hydrogen! Or helium! Fascinating!"" and the second scientist says to the first one "" then what does it bond with?"" and the first one says "" not his wife and children, that's for sure.""

Two scientist walk into a bar... The bartender asks what they would like to drink. The first scientist says ""I'll have a glass of H2O please."" The second scientist says ""I'll have H2O too."" The second scientist dies. Credit to my little brother. I don't know where he got it from.

Scientific experiment (Russian joke, translated) Three scientists decided to see what will happen if they plug elephant's ass and feed him heavily for 1 month. After first two weeks however they realised that it might be kinda dangerous to pull the plug out so they trained a lab monkey to do it. A month have passed and it was time to see the results of the experiment. Scientists walked away from the elephant and monkey pulled out the plug unleashing the shitwave. When flow stopped, a guy that…

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H20." The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of water, too, Wh.. why did you say H20? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all. but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.